Booked

2018

• Jan. 15 - 24: Regent Seven Seas Voyager (Singapore - Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam)
• Feb. 2 - 8: P&O' Arcadia (San Francisco to Honolulu)
• Feb. 22 - 27: P&O's Aurora (Bridgetown, Barbados - Antigua)
• Mar. 3 - 9: Celebrity Constellation (Kochin, India - Muscat, Oman)
• April 10: Valletta, Sicily (private)
• April 17 - 20: Celebrity Constellation (Bombay, India to Muscat, Oman)
• April 24 - May 2: Celebrity Reflection (Cartagena, Spain to Rhodes, Greece)
• May 5 - 12: Golden Princess (Muroan, Japan to Whittier, Alaska)
• July 10 - 14: Crown Princess (Kotor - Barcelona)
• July 18: Camarillo Paseo Regency (Camarillo, CA)
• July 23: Palm Desert, CA (private)
• July 24: Pasadena, CA (private)
• July 27: Glendale, Arizona (private)
• July 28 - 29: Dragon Boat Festival (Long Beach, CA)
• Aug. 1: Westlake Village Twin (Westlake Village, CA)
• Aug. 3: Indio, CA (private)
• Aug. 6 - 12: The Magic Castle (Hollywood, CA)
• Aug. 15: The Boobietrap (Hollywood, CA)
• Aug. 18: Red Spade Theater (San Diego, CA)
• Sept. 29 - Oct. 6: Pacific Princess (Amsterdam - Dover)
• Oct. 30 - Nov. 6: Oceania Marina (Kotor, Montenegro - Toulan, France)
• Dec. 5: Boing Comedy Club (Cologne, Germany)
• Dec. 13 - 22: Pacific Princess (Tenerife - Fort Lauderdale)

​2017

• Jan. 6: Torrance, CA (private)
• Jan. 12 - 20: Oceania Sirena (Hawaii - Tahiti)
• Jan. 26: Monterrey, CA (private)
• Jan. 27 - Feb. 7: Regent Seven Seas Navigator (Hawaii/Tahiti)
• Feb. 14 - 21: Island Princess (Colombia - Costa Rica)
• Feb. 25: Monrovia, CA (private)
• March 2: Santa Barbara Yacht Club (Santa Barbara, CA)
• March 6 - 14: Crown Princess (Brazil - Barbados)
• March 18 - 25: Grand Princess (Hawaii - San Francisco)
• April 9 - 17: Carribbean Princess (Bermuda to Cork, IRL)
• April 19 - 27: Oceania Isignia (Myanmar - India)
• April 30: Barnesville, MN (private)
• May 6 - 9: Carribbean Princess (Scotland)
• May 29 - June 5: Majestic Princess (Aquaba - Dubai) 
• June 9: Brandman University (private)
• June 14: Irvine, CA (private)
• June 17 - 24: Royal Princess (Athens - Barcelona)
• June 28, July 5: Boobie Trap Show (Hollywood, CA)
• July 12 - 13: Louisville, KY (private)
• July 26 - Aug. 3: Oceania Marina (Bergen - Newcastle)
• Aug. 5 - 12: Royal Princess (Athens - Barcelona)
• Aug. 16 - 23: Oceania Marina (Antwerp - Copenhagen)
• Aug. 28 - Sept. 4: Oceania Sirena (Livorno, IT - Corfu, Greece)
• Sept. 8 - 13: Crown Princess (Reykjavic, Iceland - St. John, Canada)
• Sept. 20 - 30: Oceania Marina (Warnemunda - Bordeaux)
• Oct. 26 - Nov. 5: Emerald Princess (Tahiti - Los Angeles)
• Nov. 18 - 24: Celebrity Constellation (Agaba - Oman)
• Nov. 28 - Dec. 6: Oceania Nautica (Madagascar - Cape Town)

Available

Email Dave regarding enquiries about specific dates or click here to see his current schedule.